Not so, says Australian DJ Kyle Sandilands, who got a chance to see the real thing when he ran into David in the bathroom of a LA night club.

Sandilands told listeners to his radio show: "I was in the toilet at Villa nightclub in LA and there's only two urinals in there, it's very small.

"Somebody comes in behind me, and I hear a soft voice say 'Hello, how are you?' I turned around and think: 'Holy s***! It's David Beckham!'

"I'm midway through and I think, I've got to slow this down. I couldn't help myself, for the first time in my life, I glanced down to the left and had a look."

Asked whether David was a big boy, Kyle replied: "There's two types of penis. There's the one that's the same size all the time and the other one changes in size. Let's just say he looks like he's got it going on whether it's happy or not."

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Posted by RON, on 09-14-2008 18:42, 1. DAVID BECKHAM DAVID ARE YOU GAY, IF IT IS ALL MEAT BEAR IT AND SHOW US THERE COULD BE A SOCK THEIR    » Report this comment to administrator Posted by BoyVik, on 09-14-2008 19:45, 2. Big?!... Is that big?... Anyone in white underwear looks like that.   » Report this comment to administrator Posted by mn, on 09-14-2008 22:59, 3. i want to see real size yehh..if it so.i am really like to see his penis whether it is big or small.   » Report this comment to administrator Posted by Rexxie, on 09-15-2008 12:49, 4. I don't... I don't look like that in white underwear...      » Report this comment to administrator Posted by LittleBlade, on 09-15-2008 13:36, 5. Missing the point How many men - and especially celebrities - go into a public toilet and draw attention to themself? Isn't it an unspoken rule that men don't talk to each other in that environment? There's only one reason why someone would act that way in that situation... methinks Goldenballs has a taste for "forbidden fruit".   » Report this comment to administrator