"We need to look at the consequences of that and we can look at the polygamy community in Texas," the wingnut said.

"There are consequences. When you redefine marriage to mean anything it can mean nothing.

"Once you start breaking down and claim that marriage can be something other than between one man and one woman, you do open the doors to it being anything."

The nice people over at FOX News also felt a need to comment on Ellen's big announcement; Fox overnight host Greg Gutfeld said DeGeneres should keep her wedding plans to herself, and that speaking about it was the equivalent of talking about a bowel movement on the air.

Last update: 01-31-2009 19:56