Village Voice gossip monger Michael Musto appears naked on the newest issue of Village Voice, spoofing the Bert Stern shots for New York magazine of Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe.

Musto posed in a blond wig, biting at a pink scarf, for photographer Howard Huang. Musto noted to New York Post, "Lindsay did 250 crunches the night before her shooting. Well, I did 250 Nestle's Crunches."

Musto writes in the Village Voice, "I've long lived quite dangerously myself, and so, anxious to share my desperate man-tits with an audience beyond Chelsea, I gleefully agreed to star in an homage to an homage: Musto as Lohan as Marilyn. That's three generations of loveliness, and I prepared for it by not shaving or waxing a thing, just letting it all hang in the wind as both a nod to history and a means of reclaiming control. Just like with Marilyn and Lindsay, people have always grabbed at me, wanting a piece of my piece and a slice of my soul, but usually with more pepperoni and less cheese. Well, this time, I was seizing the power back by saying: "My bits are only mine to give. Now here they are, world. Take it all!"

Last update: 03-05-2008 16:21