Men's magazine Maxim has selected the world's gayest straight men or what they refer to as "heterosexual dudes that are just a smidge too in touch with their feminine sides."

On the list you'll find:

Terrell Owens
"OK, get out your checklist:
Implied a teammate was gay, deflecting suspicion? Check.
Tacky earrings that would make Liberace crap his panties? Check.
Fined multiple times for dancing in the end zone? Check.
Cried as convincingly as Hillary over another man? Check.
Well, at least Cowboys fans still have Tony Romo."

David Beckham (surprise!)
"Not only does Becks lose his shirt more than a sorority girl at Mardi Gras, but it´s almost impossible not to run into his British bulge in an underwear ad at least once a day. Can you really trust a man that comfortable in tighty whiteys?"

Oscar De La Hoya
"The DLH camp insists the photos that cropped up on the Internet depicting him in a fishnet body suit, black pumps, and a wig are fakes. But doesn´t it say something that someone would bother doctoring them in the first place?"

Criss Angel
"And not even because he can count among his peers Siegfried & Roy. No, it´s the feathered hair, expansive jewelry collection, and multicoated nail polish that has us wondering if his romance with Cameron Diaz was her best role since, well...ever."

Matthew Broderick
"Wait a second, we´re putting our foot down on this one. It´s not Matt´s fault he was so suspiciously good on Broadway that he out-gayed Nathan Lane. That´s just commitment to his craft. And with a wife like Sarah Jessica Parker, we´re amazed anyone could think otherwise."

Dane Cook
"This "comedian"´s schtick has become so tired that he couldn´t get us to watch a movie in which Jessica Alba dances in her underwear. That´s right, Dane Cook is so gay that he´s turning us gay!"

Jared Leto
"Jared was just having a little fun when he called himself "gay as a goose" in an interview. Could happen to anyone. No, Jared actually makes the list because his badass "rock" band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is actually gay as a goose."

Hugh Jackman
"If Hugh ever wants the rumors about his sexuality to subside, he needs to stop smiling so goddamn much, repress his love for song and dance, and start walking around 24/7 with adamantium claws protruding from his knuckles."

Janeane Garofalo (eh?)
"Honestly, what´s this dude´s problem anyway?"

Stereotypical much? Well, Maxim isn't exactly Time Magazine so we probably shouldn't be expecting too much...

Last update: 01-22-2008 17:14