Can banning poles

[dave 851]

I think we should can the idea once and for all of banning Poles. I've watched those nature shows on Discovery Channel. I've seen wardens and rangers pulling on little biddy birdies legs and twisting that piece of plastic or metal around their teenie tiny ankles...it must hurt terrrible.

And seen them clip those tags right through them fishes. Talk about OUCH!!

So I like polkas, kabosa, Accordians and the Wachowski brothers.

So what u got against poles? Why not tag Turks, or check Czechs, huh? U probably think the Bundestag is a dark rye bread with seseme seed topping? Wrong!! no topping.

So in summation. No more banning anyone. And please no banning of poles, infact, take a pole out to lunch. Hugs.

[Unregistered]

I would like to add to the comments of dave851. As Polish Ambassador to the United States I think you should know that we are dim whitts to this idea of banning a polish anklette. As members of the EEU, we should no longer tolerate this capitalistic method of inventory taken. And please rmember the old polish expression: treat u r fellowed guy accordian to the ways u would want to urselves.

"a one and a two and a four" ...
Roll out the Kielbasa, we'll have a Kielbasa of fun
Roll out the Kielbasa, we've got the huns on the run
Zing, boom, Kielbasa, stroke out a song of good cheer(or Tide).
Now's the time to roll the Kielbasa, for the gays... are... here!

And dont foreget the new WACHOWSKI bros movie: Wicked Willie Wanks Warsaw (opening fall 08)

Yours Insincerest
Krystyna Kasperowicz, Ambassador

[willie46]

My name is Jans Pokindorf, I am polish vacation arranger. We want u to enjoy a gay time in Warsaw. We's hope u will have so much fun u will be telling u r buddys all over your United of States about how u got cracked up in Krakow and wanked in Warsaw...lol..funny or what.

So..please read and post your comics to this advert. We will chosed the best, we thinks is. And u will win a prize!!

The first prize is a week in Poland. The second prize is two weeks in Poland.
We will wine u and dine u in polish culinary cuisine and best of campsites.

Example please of some polish culinary creations:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in
the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up
in the country people's fashion.

Makes us taster buds tingle. no? We have lots more finer restaurants!
Such as Warsaws newly opened Dennys.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by
waitresses in appetizing forms.

U will travel by 3rd class coach to some of Polands great scenic places..
Like our National Forest, oh?
Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest.
Yes u will enjoy a autograph session with Stanislaus.

Take a horeses by the ass ride through Warsaw.
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.


But one cautionary note please:
Because of the impropriety of
entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom,
It is suggested that the lobby be
used for this purpose.


So prepare now for a vacation u will boast about for years to cum.
Cheers!!

[Jim_In_Daytona_Beach]

Dave, I gotta say, I absolutely luv your sense of humor. You're intelligent. I know this because your spelling is a bit bad. It's ok, it's actually a sign of intelligence. Which you have and some around here are severely lacking.
Rock on my friend.

[Unregistered]

I think we should can the idea once and for all of banning Poles. I've watched those nature shows on Discovery Channel. I've seen wardens and rangers pulling on little biddy birdies legs and twisting that piece of plastic or metal around their teenie tiny ankles...it must hurt terrrible.

And seen them clip those tags right through them fishes. Talk about OUCH!!

So I like polkas, kabosa, Accordians and the Wachowski brothers.

So what u got against poles? Why not tag Turks, or check Czechs, huh? U probably think the Bundestag is a dark rye bread with seseme seed topping? Wrong!! no topping.

So in summation. No more banning anyone. And please no banning of poles, infact, take a pole out to lunch. Hugs.

BRILLIANT, DAVE!

[dave 851]

Ahhh thankyou, thankyou very much, lol

[dave 851]

Jim u just like my dick! lol.

[willie46]

I cannot tell a lie. Thank you Jim and Larry for your nice comments. A compliment is nearly as good as an orgasm. And I'm [dave 851] responsible for the unregistered, and the Willie, and the Polish Ambassador postings too. :o

And I hope I haven't embarrassed any Poles or those of Polish extraction. I'm of Scottish distraction (lol) so post some Scottish jokes if you feel revenge is best served in a kilt with no undies on a January morning in Tuktoyaktuk http://www.tuktoyaktuk.worldweb.com/

[Sp & Bootz]

I cannot tell a lie. Thank you Jim and Larry for your nice comments. A compliment is nearly as good as an orgasm. And I'm [dave 851] responsible for the unregistered, and the Willie, and the Polish Ambassador postings too. :o

And I hope I haven't embarrassed any Poles or those of Polish extraction. I'm of Scottish distraction (lol) so post some Scottish jokes if you feel revenge is best served in a kilt with no undies on a January morning in Tuktoyaktuk http://www.tuktoyaktuk.worldweb.com/

Yes isn't it lovely, Maybe if you used that sharp mind of yours to actually help, The room might be a better and safe place.

This thread was a waste of space, Only a few undertood it ,Let alone cared about this waste. Oh and to stop the rumors of your racism, It might not be a good thing to ummm well, make racist jokes. f.y.i :D

[dave 851]

Yes isn't it lovely, Maybe if you used that sharp mind of yours to actually help, The room might be a better and safe place.

This thread was a waste of space, Only a few undertood it ,Let alone cared about this waste. Oh and to stop the rumors of your racism, It might not be a good thing to ummm well, make racist jokes. f.y.i :D

Well thanks for the compliment. :confused: It must have really been difficult for you to say something positive. In the future, when I post similar articles, that you say were "over your head". I don't mind sending you an explanatory email, listing in point form, so even you can understand, and hopefully grasp the humor. However, I can't do that since you hide in the shadows under various and sundry nicknames, only to leap out at randow to flash me and others, thus revealing your inadequacies. Have a good day...and try and find a more productive means of expresssing your warped view of life, instead of scrolling through bgay forums. lol :rolleyes:

[cowboy]

Well thanks for the compliment. :confused: It must have really been difficult for you to say something positive. In the future, when I post similar articles, that you say were "over your head". I don't mind sending you an explanatory email, listing in point form, so even you can understand, and hopefully grasp the humor. However, I can't do that since you hide in the shadows under various and sundry nicknames, only to leap out at randow to flash me and others, thus revealing your inadequacies. Have a good day...and try and find a more productive means of expresssing your warped view of life, instead of scrolling through bgay forums. lol :rolleyes:

,,I promise that I wont hide under any nic,or in shadows,,!! (right davie poo? )
hahahaha,,,have a good day/night...!!,,lol

[dave 851]

,,I promise that I wont hide under any nic,or in shadows,,!! (right davie poo? )
hahahaha,,,have a good day/night...!!,,lol

Cowboy? U live on here just to ridicule me dont u? Why dont u take your self righteous opinions and biased viewpoints and get lost. And your such an asshole at times..u really are. Going through the forums just to find something, an iota of words that you can grab onto to attack someone or support your warped viewpoints, and derogatory manner. I'm not even going to defend myself, most intelligent persons can appreciate this..if you cant, I'm sure there is a support group. Or even better - why dont u start an anti-bisexual group, you would look sexy in a white sheet and hood.

[cowboy]

Cowboy? U live on here just to ridicule me dont u? Why dont u take your self righteous opinions and biased viewpoints and get lost. And your such an asshole at times..u really are. Going through the forums just to find something, an iota of words that you can grab onto to attack someone or support your warped viewpoints, and derogatory manner. I'm not even going to defend myself, most intelligent persons can appreciate this..if you cant, I'm sure there is a support group. Or even better - why dont u start an anti-bisexual group, you would look sexy in a white sheet and hood.

,,dont flatter yourself" as if I "live only to wait for you to speak, duh lol !
,,,oh and dave,,,,could I borrow white sheets from your wife,,,pls? I dont have any!lol ty,,,,have a good day,,,,,lol

[dave 851]

,,dont flatter yourself" as if I "live only to wait for you to speak, duh lol !
,,,oh and dave,,,,could I borrow white sheets from your wife,,,pls? I dont have any!lol ty,,,,have a good day,,,,,lol

Typical - the borrow white sheets from my wife comment. Another example of your low down and dirty crap. I always find it strange how gay guys that attack biguys, would be the first to scream 'homophobia' and similar alarm when badmouthed by str8's.

[cowboy]

Typical - the borrow white sheets from my wife comment. Another example of your low down and dirty crap. I always find it strange how gay guys that attack biguys, would be the first to scream 'homophobia' and similar alarm when badmouthed by str8's.

mmmm,,,wuts the differance,,bi;s and str8's,and gays ,let see,,shall we?
bi men can go out with str8;s and laugh be crude about gays in front of us" while looking all big and bad,,,then sneak off with a gay guy,,,behind backs,,or
str8's attack gays ,,and laugh,,
or,,
bi men hide " thier sexually from the ( family wife kids,how honest is that?,) etc,,all the while enjoying ,,a BJ from a guy,,duh!!,,then sleeping with wife same night,,saying "love you kiss,,"" lol
,,,I always find THAT strange"",,,
So if anyone one;s LOW DOWN,,,and DIRTY" it not us gays!,,,
,,try again davie poo,,,,hahaha,,go justify yourself" and life" lol