spreadeagle
December 26th, 2004, 08:05 PM
Hey guys,
It’s absolutely natural and normal for young guys, gay or straight, to want to get horny with their own bodies and to find out ways of making themselves hot and high. For some guys exploring their assholes is part of this process, but most young guys live in situations where adults have control over their behaviour and make decisions about what is appropriate for them. Often parents are weird about jacking and are scared of their own assholes and not many young dudes are going to feel comfortable chatting with their parents about anal sex. It’s an area that has to be pretty much DIY.
Dildos and vibrators in all shapes and sizes are available from sex shops and by plain-wrap mail order from companies advertising in sex mags or on the web. However many countries place age restrictions on the sale of these products and there are usually similar restrictions on access to checking accounts or credit cards for younger teens. So if you want to have solo ass-fun in the privacy of your bedroom or bathroom what can you do?
A dildo is anything dick-shaped that you slide into your ass or cunt for fun and pleasure. You want something with as many of the qualities of a stiff dick as possible: warm, firm yet bendy, smooth with a narrower rounded end, longer than it is thick. In fact, a dildo should be longer than your average dick with enough room for you to get a handle on it cos that helps you wriggle it into and round your hole. Thicker is not better; if you’re stretched to the limit you reduce your ability to caress it with your ass-ring and you’re more likely to hurt yourself and this shouldn’t be about pain.
What you want to do is tickle and stimulate all the nerve endings round your ass hole and just inside it and to get the head of the dildo stroking over your prostate – that smooth lump about finger depth inside your hole towards the root of your dick that makes you moan when you slide over it. (For women reading this – sorry, you don’t have one.) There are two ass-ring muscles, one external and one a little deeper and the sensation of the dildo sliding slow and easy through these and prodding against your love-lump can really get you humping.
Cunts are juicy and lube themselves naturally. Similarly, when you’re playing with yourself and your pre-cum starts to ooze that’s performing the same function. If you’re uncut then your foreskin spreads the juice over your knob slicking it up. But dildos and assholes don’t lube themselves so you have to do it for them. Dry-jacking can be cool but a dry fuck’s a no-no. Always use lube. Vaseline is fine for solo-play – it melts at body temp and is long-lasting and baby oil is sooooo slick. But remember, if you’re with a friend you’ll be using condoms ( and your own dildos) and you have to use water-based lube. (BTW – always have a shit and wash yourself before ass time.)
So – where do you find a dildo?
First stop is your fingers. And thumb. Trim the nails, and wash your hands thoroughly before and after. If you have cuts on your hands it can sting and that’s not so cool. Use fingers to spread lube all round your ring and do little tickling slides in and out. If you do this standing up you can go deeper and you can practice gyrating your hips and butt around your finger. If you’re jacking at the same time this can be super-hot, especially if you’re watching yourself in the mirror or doing it with a buddy on cam.
Next stop is keeping your eyes open for dick-shaped things you see around you – could be in hardware shops, toy shops, kitchen ware etc. There’s a lot of stuff that can be adapted to your needs. But be sensible – no glass, no vacuum cleaners, nothing sharp, nothing with bits that can come off inside you. There’s plenty of safe stuff and you don’t need your folks asking em-bare-assing questions at A&E.
Vegetables are nifty. You can buy them innocently and they can be shaped with a kitchen knife or potato peeler. Carrots are a good shape and size but they’re hard so don’t be over-enthusiastic. A small cucumber or a banana – unpeeled and not a squishy one – can be fun. Asian food-stores are worth a look. There’s a long white wiggly radish called a mooli and also a type of aubergine (eggplant) about the dimensions of a real dick with a smooth shiny skin that has the advantage of being both firm and flexible. Most vegetables can only be used for a single session. They’re natural and unlikely to damage you. You should keep them at room temperature cos an ice-cold carrot up your rear end is a chilly experience.
Many domestic implements or tools have smooth handles that can be sanded back, lubed or oiled up, and used again and again. They are washable and have the dick-like quality of a knob that tapers inwards so you slide them in and then your ass grips them in place. One of the techniques you’ll need to practice is sliding the dildo out again after cumming. Best way is to let it rest till you float back down to earth, then grip and relax on it a few times with your ass-ring then grunt it out long and smooth as if you were having a crap while easing it gently at the same time with your hand. Then spread a bit more lube round your hole and do some gripping and relaxing on your little finger tip so that the muscle is eased back into its accustomed place.
Candles are an old standby. They come in lots of widths and can be modeled. They are smooth but need lots of lube. Don’t light them!
After experimenting with these ‘found’ dildos you might want to try making your own. This requires a bit more patience and the willingness to be ‘crafty’ and creative. Art and hobby shops and mould-making sites on the web can all provide useful information. You will need some private space and it would be sensible to undertake some other model making project at the same time so that you don’t arouse curiosity or suspicion. The dildo making will need to proceed in several stages.
First you model an original using materials like clay, plasticine, or papier mache or whittling it from wood or wax. A polystyrene shape dipped in melted candle wax would work. The type of modelling clay (FIMO) that dries in the air or oven is good too. In some instances this model can be used as a dildo in it’s own right.
There’s a type of latex paint available from hobby stores that you then paint onto your model in several quick drying layers to make a mould, or that you pour right round the model to make a block-mould. A friend of mine successfully used this on his own stiffy to model his own dick so that he could fuck himself. You might like to think about plaster-of-paris too, though it’s messy and you should shave first.
After the mould is dry you oil it to prevent adhesion, then fill it with more liquid latex or resin ( if you want a harder dick) and hey dildo!
Another DIY toy you can make is love-beads. You need to locate wooden or smooth ceramic beads about marble size. Sometimes ‘worry beads’ sold in souvenir or hippy shops are a good size. Get some strong nylon cord and thread the beads on, knotting them in place with two knots so that they sit at about one inch intervals on the cord. Six is a good number, but you can use more, and make the cord plenty long enough. When it’s playtime you lube up the beads and your ass and while you’re jacking you start popping the beads up your lubed hole, one by one. You’ll feel them filling you up in there and by gyrating and dancing round you can feel them bumping and grinding against your googly parts inside. Just when you’re ready to shoot you tug on the cord and bring them popping out while you spurt. There’s a good deal of timing and personal preference involved but it’s worth a try. The beads can be washed and oiled and used over. I like to have the cord looped round my jacking wrist so that while I stroke the beads are jiggling in unison.
Ok guys – that’s prolly enough to keep you strokin well into the New Year. Have a good Xmas.
Cheers
Spread
It’s absolutely natural and normal for young guys, gay or straight, to want to get horny with their own bodies and to find out ways of making themselves hot and high. For some guys exploring their assholes is part of this process, but most young guys live in situations where adults have control over their behaviour and make decisions about what is appropriate for them. Often parents are weird about jacking and are scared of their own assholes and not many young dudes are going to feel comfortable chatting with their parents about anal sex. It’s an area that has to be pretty much DIY.
Dildos and vibrators in all shapes and sizes are available from sex shops and by plain-wrap mail order from companies advertising in sex mags or on the web. However many countries place age restrictions on the sale of these products and there are usually similar restrictions on access to checking accounts or credit cards for younger teens. So if you want to have solo ass-fun in the privacy of your bedroom or bathroom what can you do?
A dildo is anything dick-shaped that you slide into your ass or cunt for fun and pleasure. You want something with as many of the qualities of a stiff dick as possible: warm, firm yet bendy, smooth with a narrower rounded end, longer than it is thick. In fact, a dildo should be longer than your average dick with enough room for you to get a handle on it cos that helps you wriggle it into and round your hole. Thicker is not better; if you’re stretched to the limit you reduce your ability to caress it with your ass-ring and you’re more likely to hurt yourself and this shouldn’t be about pain.
What you want to do is tickle and stimulate all the nerve endings round your ass hole and just inside it and to get the head of the dildo stroking over your prostate – that smooth lump about finger depth inside your hole towards the root of your dick that makes you moan when you slide over it. (For women reading this – sorry, you don’t have one.) There are two ass-ring muscles, one external and one a little deeper and the sensation of the dildo sliding slow and easy through these and prodding against your love-lump can really get you humping.
Cunts are juicy and lube themselves naturally. Similarly, when you’re playing with yourself and your pre-cum starts to ooze that’s performing the same function. If you’re uncut then your foreskin spreads the juice over your knob slicking it up. But dildos and assholes don’t lube themselves so you have to do it for them. Dry-jacking can be cool but a dry fuck’s a no-no. Always use lube. Vaseline is fine for solo-play – it melts at body temp and is long-lasting and baby oil is sooooo slick. But remember, if you’re with a friend you’ll be using condoms ( and your own dildos) and you have to use water-based lube. (BTW – always have a shit and wash yourself before ass time.)
So – where do you find a dildo?
First stop is your fingers. And thumb. Trim the nails, and wash your hands thoroughly before and after. If you have cuts on your hands it can sting and that’s not so cool. Use fingers to spread lube all round your ring and do little tickling slides in and out. If you do this standing up you can go deeper and you can practice gyrating your hips and butt around your finger. If you’re jacking at the same time this can be super-hot, especially if you’re watching yourself in the mirror or doing it with a buddy on cam.
Next stop is keeping your eyes open for dick-shaped things you see around you – could be in hardware shops, toy shops, kitchen ware etc. There’s a lot of stuff that can be adapted to your needs. But be sensible – no glass, no vacuum cleaners, nothing sharp, nothing with bits that can come off inside you. There’s plenty of safe stuff and you don’t need your folks asking em-bare-assing questions at A&E.
Vegetables are nifty. You can buy them innocently and they can be shaped with a kitchen knife or potato peeler. Carrots are a good shape and size but they’re hard so don’t be over-enthusiastic. A small cucumber or a banana – unpeeled and not a squishy one – can be fun. Asian food-stores are worth a look. There’s a long white wiggly radish called a mooli and also a type of aubergine (eggplant) about the dimensions of a real dick with a smooth shiny skin that has the advantage of being both firm and flexible. Most vegetables can only be used for a single session. They’re natural and unlikely to damage you. You should keep them at room temperature cos an ice-cold carrot up your rear end is a chilly experience.
Many domestic implements or tools have smooth handles that can be sanded back, lubed or oiled up, and used again and again. They are washable and have the dick-like quality of a knob that tapers inwards so you slide them in and then your ass grips them in place. One of the techniques you’ll need to practice is sliding the dildo out again after cumming. Best way is to let it rest till you float back down to earth, then grip and relax on it a few times with your ass-ring then grunt it out long and smooth as if you were having a crap while easing it gently at the same time with your hand. Then spread a bit more lube round your hole and do some gripping and relaxing on your little finger tip so that the muscle is eased back into its accustomed place.
Candles are an old standby. They come in lots of widths and can be modeled. They are smooth but need lots of lube. Don’t light them!
After experimenting with these ‘found’ dildos you might want to try making your own. This requires a bit more patience and the willingness to be ‘crafty’ and creative. Art and hobby shops and mould-making sites on the web can all provide useful information. You will need some private space and it would be sensible to undertake some other model making project at the same time so that you don’t arouse curiosity or suspicion. The dildo making will need to proceed in several stages.
First you model an original using materials like clay, plasticine, or papier mache or whittling it from wood or wax. A polystyrene shape dipped in melted candle wax would work. The type of modelling clay (FIMO) that dries in the air or oven is good too. In some instances this model can be used as a dildo in it’s own right.
There’s a type of latex paint available from hobby stores that you then paint onto your model in several quick drying layers to make a mould, or that you pour right round the model to make a block-mould. A friend of mine successfully used this on his own stiffy to model his own dick so that he could fuck himself. You might like to think about plaster-of-paris too, though it’s messy and you should shave first.
After the mould is dry you oil it to prevent adhesion, then fill it with more liquid latex or resin ( if you want a harder dick) and hey dildo!
Another DIY toy you can make is love-beads. You need to locate wooden or smooth ceramic beads about marble size. Sometimes ‘worry beads’ sold in souvenir or hippy shops are a good size. Get some strong nylon cord and thread the beads on, knotting them in place with two knots so that they sit at about one inch intervals on the cord. Six is a good number, but you can use more, and make the cord plenty long enough. When it’s playtime you lube up the beads and your ass and while you’re jacking you start popping the beads up your lubed hole, one by one. You’ll feel them filling you up in there and by gyrating and dancing round you can feel them bumping and grinding against your googly parts inside. Just when you’re ready to shoot you tug on the cord and bring them popping out while you spurt. There’s a good deal of timing and personal preference involved but it’s worth a try. The beads can be washed and oiled and used over. I like to have the cord looped round my jacking wrist so that while I stroke the beads are jiggling in unison.
Ok guys – that’s prolly enough to keep you strokin well into the New Year. Have a good Xmas.
Cheers
Spread