Totally embarrased by anal sex mishap...help!

[Unregistered]

Ok, there's more issues here than can possibly be dealt with in one post, so I'll just give the highlights and hope someone out there can give me some advise that will help me stop hiding under my desk today...

The facts: I am a woman, I've had anal sex before with my husband (not for a long time however), and I'm currently having an affair with a man who is more well-endowed than my hubby (like I said, more issues than one post to deal with!). My lover and I tried anal last night for the first time and there was shit everywhere when we were done. This has NEVER happened to me before. I had even cleaned out a bit before hand (ok, 6 hrs before hand, but with an affair, we don't always have lots of clear notice of when we are going to be together! nor did I know for sure he was going to ask for anal that night!). I couldn't feel it happening when he was in there, because all I could feel was him (which was quite good, I might add). Though he was a total sweetie about it and pretty much blew it off, I'm mortified. More than mortified. I've been literally sitting under my desk in my home office crying all day. Would love advice on how to be a grown-up about this (I'm 36 with 3 kids for Pete's sake!...and he has a bunch of kids of his own...so it's not like neither of us has seen shit before), but I just need to get a grip on my own humanity here and need help. Anybody out there with thoughts on this one? Any good one liners I can use next time I see him? HELLLPPP!

[Lee Korn]

There will be times when your lower rectum is, literally, full of shit (it is often the case for morning anal). A little might sometimes be exciting, but a lot is usually a turn-off for both the fucker and the fuckee.
There are two ways out of it. One is to have a bowel movement not too long before sex, which may sometimes be hard to do if you have an affair - you don't really control your timing there! The best then is to have an enema about half an hour before sex - that's the way Marilyn Monroe did it if you read her recently published diaries (good company for any woman!). Do it twice: one with lukewarm water to clean the rectal channel - then a 2nd one to lubricate it already, with something sweet like glycerin or almond cream (just avoiding anything with heavy scents or alcohol in it - ouch!). This will also loosen your sphincters and make sure they're nice and ready for the final creaming and the cock!
I just love giving and receiving anal sex, and you should be proud to do it well and like it, not crying because of an occasional shitty mess!

Cheers

Lee

[Unregistered]

Lee Korn and Spreadeagle must be the same person, since they are both obsessed with taking a crap, lol

[Unregistered]

Ok, there's more issues here than can possibly be dealt with in one post, so I'll just give the highlights and hope someone out there can give me some advise that will help me stop hiding under my desk today...

The facts: I am a woman, I've had anal sex before with my husband (not for a long time however), and I'm currently having an affair with a man who is more well-endowed than my hubby (like I said, more issues than one post to deal with!). My lover and I tried anal last night for the first time and there was shit everywhere when we were done. This has NEVER happened to me before. I had even cleaned out a bit before hand (ok, 6 hrs before hand, but with an affair, we don't always have lots of clear notice of when we are going to be together! nor did I know for sure he was going to ask for anal that night!). I couldn't feel it happening when he was in there, because all I could feel was him (which was quite good, I might add). Though he was a total sweetie about it and pretty much blew it off, I'm mortified. More than mortified. I've been literally sitting under my desk in my home office crying all day. Would love advice on how to be a grown-up about this (I'm 36 with 3 kids for Pete's sake!...and he has a bunch of kids of his own...so it's not like neither of us has seen shit before), but I just need to get a grip on my own humanity here and need help. Anybody out there with thoughts on this one? Any good one liners I can use next time I see him? HELLLPPP!

6 hours is the problem, most likely. It would have been enough time for the rectum to accumulate faeces.

If you want anal sex on the spur of the moment, then get a douche or enema so you can clear the rectum of any shit that might have gathered up there.

[unregisterd]

It has happened to the best of us, the first time it happened to me i was at my man's house messing around we go in to the room have nasty sex(literally)he pulls out after just pounding me. and says do you have to go to the bathroom? (oh noo yuck) it's as if i hadnt decided to go to the bathroom and shit all over the place. but what i do now is make sure every morning i wake i go to the bathroom clear my self up for the day. I'll be in there for 20min trying to clear my self out for the day, and you know what the rest of your day will pass by so awesomely. (sex included hopefully)

[divorce certificate]

There will be times when your lower rectum is, literally, full of shit (it is often the case for morning anal). A little might sometimes be exciting, but a lot is usually a turn-off for both the fucker and the fuckee.
There are two ways out of it. One is to have a bowel movement not too long before sex, which may sometimes be hard to do if you have an affair - you don't really control your timing there! The best then is to have an enema about half an hour before sex - that's the way Marilyn Monroe did it if you read her recently published diaries (good company for any woman!). Do it twice: one with lukewarm water to clean the rectal channel - then a 2nd one to lubricate it already, with something sweet like glycerin or almond cream (just avoiding anything with heavy scents or alcohol in it - ouch!). This will also loosen your sphincters and make sure they're nice and ready for the final creaming and the cock!
I just love giving and receiving anal sex, and you should be proud to do it well and like it, not crying because of an occasional shitty mess!

Cheers