Aristocrats Car Wrecked by Gay Peacock

LONDON, UK -- British insurance company Lloyd's of London received one of the strangest claims in it's long history this week when aristocrat Baronet Sir Benjamin Slade claimed his car was wrecked by a gay peacock.

The baronet is seeking $8,000 for damages done to one of his luxury cars after it was "sexually attacked" by a horny gay peacock at his estate in Somerset.

Sir Benjamin claims the peacock had to be randy and gay because the car, a Lexus, was painted a "peacock blue," the color of the male peacock. All female peacocks are brown.

The Lexus looked like "another peacock boy," the baronet said.

"He attacked the panels so hard that the car needs a total respray. The insurers are not very happy about it.

"They've had claims for all sorts of things like lions biting people, but never have they heard of a peacock sexually attacking a car before," he added.

Sir Benjamin has now put up signs around his estate, which is open to the public, warning about the bird. He has also banned Peacock blue Lexus cars from his car park to prevent further damage in the future.