Tammy Lynn Etheridge Hates Bush [Surprise!]

Republican rag-mag New York Post reported Friday that Melissa Etheridge's wife Tammy Lynn Etheridge (former Michaels) calls President Bush "an idiotic, parasitical, country-raping piece of [bleep]" on her blog.

The Post goes on criticizing what they ironically refers to as Michaels's "constructive and civil rant" about the President and his former advisor Karl Rove (who she calls "a sweaty little piggish Oompa- Loompa Elmer Fudd ass," by the way) and says she ought to wash her mouth out with soap.

In a response to the Post's article, Tammy Lynn writes in her blog:

dear ny post,

first, i am honored that someone at your paper reads my li'l blog. indeed, the blog of which you speak was vulgar and crass and such the like as that, i agree. swearing and vulgarity is a forte of mine. (i think i listened to bette midler's standup tapes far too young in life. i digress.) it seems that only extremism gets the message out these days, doesn't it? the Neo-Cons (or Modern-Day-Hitlers), the terrorists (that we created), the kids shooting other kids in school, the hollywood whorlets who show their vagina to the world AND go to jail AND still make magazine covers... see? so a lesbian, using filthy language, swearing and daring for the criminals to take the lamb's clothing off.... of course i make the ny post.

i bet you'll be surprised and disappointed to know that i've already had my mouth washed out with soap, a coupla times, in fact, when i was a kid. my caretaker, evelyn, was a believer in "soap cleans out the dirty words". and i was a believer in dirty words. i can clearly recall not only the taste of the soap in my mouth- but also the texture of the washrag as she rubbed it into my tongue. i guess she didn't rub hard enough, huh? LOL

thank you for spotlighting my anger, my absolute incense at the war-mongers in the white house. thank you. i feel so heard. there are so many more frustrated patriots like myself, and they will read your paper, find my blog, and so it will begin.

what's that quote/idea from Grapes of Wrath? something like "the government doesn't care when it's one farmer miserable in the field... but when there's two or more farmers... one must begin to worry- the more people there are, the harder it is to repress them, they could rise up in protest...."or something like that. nevertheless-- the point is that it is easy to repress one person at a time.... but goddess forbid we rise up, RISE UP, RISE UP TOGETHER, ALL AT ONCE, and make a change one day soon in our lives... bushtard can't throw half of the american population into jail. it might even be the other way around, if we were to RISE UP RISE UP RISE UP....

cuz the thing is, NY POST,
the farmers are a-talkin'
a-squawkin'
and the more you highlight the truth, however angry i might seem, the more you bring us farmers together. you allow us to meet, and grow, and encourage one another. thank you for sending out my blog, as it was a great way to let the farmers know
we are growing and growing....
more than one farmer now.

so thank you for passing my ideas and feelings on to other parts of the world my blog cannot reach alone. thank you.

love is all there is.

Sincerely,
Hollywood Farm Girl
(who has legally changed her name to Etheridge, so you might wanna print the correct name next time. no biggie.)