Andy Dick Loves the Boys

COLUMBUS, OH  --  Several readers of gossip blog PerezHilton.com told the self-proclaimed Queen of all Media that comic Andy Dick was "disgustingly inappropriate" while visiting the gay nightclub Axis nightclub in Columbus.

"[Andy] Dick was at Axis nightclub in Columbus, which caters to the queer college boys at OSU. He was in town for a booking at FunnyBone, but it got cancelled. Ah well. Andy rolled into the club and went on a rampage.

One Perez Hilton reader says, "Andy solicited me in the bathroom, and he tried to urinate on me. Not only that, he also proceeded to attempt to piss on my for a good 30 seconds, with many people witnessing it. I had to inform him that I was not into water sports. He was beyond drunk. He seemed cracked out as fuck. And for the record, Andy Dick's 'dick' is not that impressive."

Another reader says that Andy did have sex in the bathroom (with another clubgoer).

"He was hitting on and making out with guys all night," says a witness. "Everyone was taking pictures! At the end of the night, he was so intoxicated that he had to be carried out of the club!"