Can't Stop the Music: The Musical?

If Saturday Night Fever, Urban Cowboy, Footloose, and Xanadu could all make it to Broadway, why not Can't Stop the Music, the deliciously inane 1980 fiasco that tells a not-exactly-gay version of how the Village People - the gayest vocal group ever - came to be?

New Yorkers may soon be shimmying in the aisles to "Y.M.C.A." and "Macho Man," since plans are indeed afoot to turn Music into a Broadway musical.

The original movie completely heterosexualized the band that sang songs about Fire Island and San Francisco and released an album called Live and Sleazy, but maybe a contemporary stage version could acknowledge how very, very gay the Village People actually were.

If nothing else, maybe it will make straight people think twice about singing "Y.M.C.A." at weddings and sporting events.