Xanadu Will Skate Again Off-Broadway

As if musical theater wasn't gay enough, we now have a stage version of the queer cult classic Xanadu to look forward to.

Boasting a book by gay playwright Douglas Carter Beane (The Little Dog Laughed), Xanadu will have four invitation-only workshop performances in New York City in January before a proposed spring run off-Broadway.

If you haven't seen the movie, turn in your gay card - the musical tells the story of Terpsichore, one of the seven mythological Muses, who comes to Earth as a young woman named Kira.

There she inspires an artist and an aging jazz musician to open Xanadu, a spectacular roller-disco palace.

If the show's a hit, look for peasant blouses, roller skates, and feathered hair to hit the mainstream again.