David Bowie Fishes for a Role

Imagine you're David Bowie - you've revolutionized gender in rock 'n' roll; you've made out with Mick Jagger (allegedly); you've starred in The Man Who Fell to Earth and Absolute Beginners; you've recorded a duet with Queen that got ripped off by Vanilla Ice; and you've married international supermodel Iman.

What could you possibly do for an encore?

Snag a guest appearance on SpongeBob Squarepants, that's what.

Bowie has announced on his blog that he will provide the voice of Lord Royal Highness for an episode of the hit animated series that will air next year.

Romeo foresees a generation of young cartoon fans going as Ziggy Stardust for Halloween and begging Mommy to rent Labyrinth and Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence from Netflix.