Interview with the Fab Five
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Kyan, "the cute one," was my last interview. I didn’t know what to expect, so I hoped for the best. Well, the best is what you get with Kyan. Describing this man as cute is simply a disservice to him. His good looks are apparent, and when I ask him about that he says, "Jimmy, I so, was not the cute one when I was little. This is all new stuff for me. So I’ll take it and be proud of it." I never bring up politics with celebrities, and surely Kyan, the style guru wasn't one I thought would be interested in them anyway. Again, this man surprises me.

Kyan asks me, "What is up with the Governor?" I grabbed this and ran with it. I asked him what he thought, since he brought it up, and he said, "You know, so seldom in time, can someone become legendary because of his or her choice or decision. Mr. Schwarzenegger has this opportunity and is simply missing the boat." Kyan, truer words couldn't be said. Kyan wants to tell the youth of our community something his grandmother told him as a kid. "To thine own self be true." Kyan you must have made her proud!

When all was over, I went to the men's room, and to my horror noticed a single stray nose hair that I missed while trimming. Kyan has a cardinal rule about this. Nose hair is never acceptable. I yanked it out immediately and made my exit. Kyan, I hope it was dark enough in the club that you didn’t notice it. Nuff said, Time Out.

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